Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

What a fantastic imagination you got there would be shame if you lose it accidentally

You: How much does this diamond chess board cost?

Store Clerk: Dunno.

You: 1 billion?

Store Clerk: Uhhh... No. That just covers the pawn.

You: FINE! 2 billion?

Store Clerk: Nope, that just covers one square.

You: WTF? Alright, 1 trillion.

Store Clerk: Sorry, that just covers the tax.

You: What?! I'm outta here!

Store Clerk: Wait! Consider this! A gold chess board!

You: How much? 1 million?

Store Clerk: That just covers the tax... Tax is 1 percent. Do the math.

You: WTF? 100 million for a stupid board?!

Store Clerk: Fine, a special offer! 10 million for a silver chess board!

You: I'm done.

Store Clerk: NOOOOO!!!

You: Here's the point, I prepared 10 dollars in my wallet for a board. Bye.

Store Clerk: $@!#%?&!

Haha

How about....   "Which way do the horses move again??

Hammering your clock so that your opponent's clock always tick.

Make all your opponent's pieces dirty.

Attempt to castle through your bishop and knight

Throw pieces at your opponent's king.

die

Not make a move.

make your second move

No longer tracking

Un-follow this topic.

(That’s one of the worst things to do on your first move!)

Move 1.e2xe8

blast your king

resign!!!!!!!

Poo your pants in fear of your opponent's 1st. move