You: How much does this diamond chess board cost?
Store Clerk: Dunno.
You: 1 billion?
Store Clerk: Uhhh... No. That just covers the pawn.
You: FINE! 2 billion?
Store Clerk: Nope, that just covers one square.
You: WTF? Alright, 1 trillion.
Store Clerk: Sorry, that just covers the tax.
You: What?! I'm outta here!
Store Clerk: Wait! Consider this! A gold chess board!
You: How much? 1 million?
Store Clerk: That just covers the tax... Tax is 1 percent. Do the math.
You: WTF? 100 million for a stupid board?!
Store Clerk: Fine, a special offer! 10 million for a silver chess board!
You: I'm done.
Store Clerk: NOOOOO!!!
You: Here's the point, I prepared 10 dollars in my wallet for a board. Bye.
Store Clerk: $@!#%?&!
What a fantastic imagination you got there would be shame if you lose it accidentally