Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

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What a fantastic imagination you got there would be shame if you lose it accidentally

KS-Y

You: How much does this diamond chess board cost?

Store Clerk: Dunno.

You: 1 billion?

Store Clerk: Uhhh... No. That just covers the pawn.

You: FINE! 2 billion?

Store Clerk: Nope, that just covers one square.

You: WTF? Alright, 1 trillion.

Store Clerk: Sorry, that just covers the tax.

You: What?! I'm outta here!

Store Clerk: Wait! Consider this! A gold chess board!

You: How much? 1 million?

Store Clerk: That just covers the tax... Tax is 1 percent. Do the math.

You: WTF? 100 million for a stupid board?!

Store Clerk: Fine, a special offer! 10 million for a silver chess board!

You: I'm done.

Store Clerk: NOOOOO!!!

You: Here's the point, I prepared 10 dollars in my wallet for a board. Bye.

Store Clerk: $@!#%?&!

chadnilsen

Haha

rnoble49007

How about....   "Which way do the horses move again??

Destroyer942
Wait for black to move
AChessPlayer2016

Hammering your clock so that your opponent's clock always tick.

AChessPlayer2016

Make all your opponent's pieces dirty.

Destroyer942

Attempt to castle through your bishop and knight

 

AChessPlayer2016

Throw pieces at your opponent's king.

Onepiecemania

die

colnlin
Stand on the chair and scream my opponent resign
colnlin
Shit on the board
AChessPlayer2016

Not make a move.

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

make your second move

SonOfThunder2

No longer tracking

chadnilsen

Un-follow this topic.

 

(That’s one of the worst things to do on your first move!)

robertjames_perez

Move 1.e2xe8

rmandal45

blast your king

Iroh_420

resign!!!!!!!

MarkProb

Poo your pants in fear of your opponent's 1st. move