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Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

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hitthepin
h3
m_connors

First thing that came to mind was posted at #1. Haven't read the other 475 posts other than this page and I see it is also #473. I would imagine a few others had the same thought . . . (Kings falls over. OUT)

robertjames_perez

Nuke the middle of the board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

afrine

the wife hamered both hands to the desk with nails

CheesyPuns
robertjames_perez wrote:

Nuke the middle of the board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

historicc photo taken moments before little rocket man explodified the world

Onepiecemania

Build a wall (this could be good in a chess game)

AChessPlayer2016

Censor yourself from playing.

rmandal45

lll

 

Atom680
Go to the toilet and poo for so long that when you come back it is midnight
Bad_Dobby_Fischer

lol

chadnilsen

I don’t really play any worse at midnight.

RubenHogenhout
Onepiecemania schreef:

Build a wall (this could be good in a chess game)

 

And let the Mexicans pay for it of course. I would play like this.

The Amerikan attack.

 

 

RubenHogenhout
ChessPlayinDude47 schreef:

113. "YEA!!!!!!!!! I GOT THE ONE HUNDRED THIRTEENTH COMMENT!!!! o MY GOSSSSSSSSH!"             

Multiply it with pi.

HorribleTomato

Claim Jhon Cena texted you, knock over the board, mark your game as a win, then walk out to find a front-row seat for WWE

71201
f3
chadnilsen
71201 wrote:
f3

h4 is about as bad.

hitthepin
In #486, is Trump building the wall?
MarkProb

To #486 & # 491 .  On Earth there is only 3 man made things visible with the naked eye when in outer space. One is the Great Wall of China. Leave it to Trump & there could be a fourth.

HorribleTomato

Eat a ton of beans, cheese, and meat before the game. This is where the term "Brain fart" comes from.

HorribleTomato

Of course there is a grammar error in this forum- there can't be 400 worst things to do on your 1st move