Stare in contempt at your opponents outstretched hand
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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Summon the arbiter and declare that your opponent looks like a Gypsy so should be disqualified
Compiling a list of the worst things you could do!
Feb 12, 2018
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#505
Pawn_Prodigy wrote:
Taking your teeth out and putting them in a glass of water on the table
That actually made me laugh!
Curse
Get cursed by a yellow parakeet.
Get a gift in the middle of the game and unwrap it and blow up because it was dynamite
Drop your bong and get the water all over the pieces and the weed.
Murder your opponent and go to jail but it was the last round and you won all the others so you got the trophy and money at court
Feb 12, 2018
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#513
susves wrote:
MarkProb wrote:
To #486 & # 491 . On Earth there is only 3 man made things visible with the naked eye when in outer space. One is the Great Wall of China. Leave it to Trump & there could be a fourth.
Well, I hope Trump & the democrats build their wall slightly greater than the Great Wall, so that unlike the Great Wall, it can even be seen without perfect conditions and visual aids.
If I remember correctly, it actually the democrats who don’t want the wall built.
Feb 12, 2018
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#515
chadnilsen wrote:
susves wrote:
MarkProb wrote:
To #486 & # 491 . On Earth there is only 3 man made things visible with the naked eye when in outer space. One is the Great Wall of China. Leave it to Trump & there could be a fourth.
Well, I hope Trump & the democrats build their wall slightly greater than the Great Wall, so that unlike the Great Wall, it can even be seen without perfect conditions and visual aids.
If I remember correctly, it actually the democrats who don’t want the wall built.
lol, you're right
chadnilsen wrote:
If I remember correctly, it actually the democrats who don’t want the wall built.
You're right, of course. The democrats only want a fence, not a wall.
Bump!
Say,”Can you resign?” And then, say you won even though he knocked your king down.
It’s a 25 minute rapid game with no increment and your black. The opponent plays e4. You commence a discussion on the statistical superiority of d4 as the best opening move for white due to the success of c5 the Sicilian defence in response. You get into it. Eventually, you notice that you only have 7minutes left. You play e5.