Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

Set your time to 1 second

581: take your opponent's king and run out of the room, you can claim a win because you took your opponent's king- after all, that's the rule, right???

Start a communist revolution and turn all your pieces into pawns except for Rooks which are the KGB.

YOUR KING IS THE KGB

Marxist Chess is when all your pieces are pawns.

You want to play? Seriously? Look in "Miscellaneous Variants" 

1. The 'mistake'. You guys are spelling mustache wrong.

2. Ask Bob Seeger how the "Night Moves."

3. Sweep the leg ~The Karate Kid.

Snap your fingers and the table turns into a pool with no water.  you can out but your opponent is to short and asks for help but you say no.

Tell your opponent that he has to build a "wall"

forget to put your phone on silent.

Bring your phone.

turn blind

Re-resign

Poop in and out

stare at your opponent, very angerly, as if you want to kill him, then yell YOU!!!!!!!

then wipe the board clean with one sharp sweep and run toward the exit of the tournament hall, punching the pairings us hard as you can on your way out.

Cry wolf