Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

HolographWars

581: take your opponent's king and run out of the room, you can claim a win because you took your opponent's king- after all, that's the rule, right???

garfieldman123

Start a communist revolution and turn all your pieces into pawns except for Rooks which are the KGB.

HolographWars

YOUR KING IS THE KGB

Marxist Chess is when all your pieces are pawns.

HolographWars

You want to play? Seriously? Look in "Miscellaneous Variants" 

iusegambits

1. The 'mistake'. You guys are spelling mustache wrong.

 

2. Ask Bob Seeger how the "Night Moves."

3. Sweep the leg ~The Karate Kid.

flashpower
Watch the World Cup(and waste your time).
allenangel

Snap your fingers and the table turns into a pool with no water.  you can out but your opponent is to short and asks for help but you say no.

 

EthanLaserCatWei

Tell your opponent that he has to build a "wall"