Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

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is this reddit?

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bribe

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blackmail

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put out th doob

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When you see black pieces immediately call out RACIST RACIST RACIST and you realize you have your mic on so your opponent can hear you
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And tomorrow you wake up in jail
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/prison
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a random boi has entered but I am pink sheep the greatest sheep of all time so do not disrespect me you pieces of star lord I need my milk though bye har har u are wasting your time reading this I don't care what rules the forum has pink sheep has entered bye this aint the last of me

a random boi has entered but I am pink sheep the greatest sheep of all time so do not disrespect me you pieces of star lord I need my milk though bye har har u are wasting your time reading this I don't care what rules the forum has pink sheep has entered bye this aint the last of me

a random boi has entered but I am pink sheep the greatest sheep of all time so do not disrespect me you pieces of star lord I need my milk though bye har har u are wasting your time reading this I don't care what rules the forum has pink sheep has entered bye this aint the last of me

a random boi has entered but I am pink sheep the greatest sheep of all time so do not disrespect me you pieces of star lord I need my milk though bye har har u are wasting your time reading this I don't care what rules the forum has pink sheep has entered bye this aint the last of me

a random boi has entered but I am pink sheep the greatest sheep of all time so do not disrespect me you pieces of star lord I need my milk though bye har har u are wasting your time reading this I don't care what rules the forum has pink sheep has entered bye this aint the last of me

a random boi has entered but I am pink sheep the greatest sheep of all time so do not disrespect me you pieces of star lord I need my milk though bye har har u are wasting your time reading this I don't care what rules the forum has pink sheep has entered bye this aint the last of me

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Think for an hour and then declare publicly "I think I made a mistake!"

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Ask around about the location of the fire exit.

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Walk to the bookshelf and start reading the FIDE chess rules handbook.

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Touch a pawn, let go of it and move another one. When your opponent protests, with a straight face you tell him "it's an online tournament, is it?"

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Ask Arisktotle "what's the worst thing to do on your first move?"

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Seat instead Aronian, who was late, vs Carlsen!

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Take your own chess box out of the bag and use it to replace the setup on the board. To the arbiter you kindly explain that you believe chess is a game of chance and you want to make sure that the chess set is not loaded!

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Kiss your opponent
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Spartannor wrote:
Kiss your opponent

If it's your gf, why not?

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Offer a draw
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But it's not your girlfriend
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Spartannor wrote:
But it's not your girlfriend

I would probably be convicted for being a pedophile then, most of my opponents are under 18.