104. Your opponent checkmates you but you tell the tournament director you won. #cheating
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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Wear a diaper.
105. Going behind your opponent to get a better perspective on your first move.
106. Meditating at the chess board for one hour before making your first move before the chess clock has even started counting down.
KS-Y wrote:
Wear a diaper.
107. Taking off the diaper after you do "your thing" inside of it and go au naturel the rest of the game.
113. "YEA!!!!!!!!! I GOT THE ONE HUNDRED THIRTEENTH COMMENT!!!! o MY GOSSSSSSSSH!" 
Set your mouth on delay for only .09 seconds.
108. Eat boiled giraffes while losing the chess set.
109. Getting "pumped up" for your first move by stuffing an air-compressor in your mouth and filling yourself up, but then you explode all over the chess board.
110. Deflating yourself after playing 1. Nh3? - but doing it to the point where you cannot find yourself anymore.
111. Wear an overcoat with a hairy gorilla inside of it.
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
USE EMOTOCONS TO SCARE YOUR OPPONENT!!!!!! RARRRRRRR
That scared me! Please, be nice.
112. Wear expandable lice and pour Spanish rice on the chessboard.
113. Light your shoe sole on fire, then roll it up and smoke it to confuse your opponent and have him complain about foot odor.
114. Put a monopoly board on top of the chess board to strategize your first move.
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Eat some kidneys
Don't mind if I do. Yummy!
115. Preset the board by putting 16 rooks in your opponent's starting position, then calling him a "rookie".
BOW!
McUmber wins the trophy!