Italian sheep humor - ain't it just the bahhhhst?
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
Sort:
estenssoro wrote:
sorry, I'm 49 now...
Go Forty-Whiners! Oh, wait, I'm 47, what am I talking about??!
It's all about those bahs, about those bahs, about those bahs,
so please don't treble me right now...
bahsta, bahsta...
Please, no autograph-signing right now, I'm late for my birdbaaaath appointment.
236. Punting your pawn as close to the eighth rank as possible without going into the endzone, because you seek to equal or excel the hang time of Ray Guy.
"Oops, I missed..."
"Hey, Ray, your pawn is now orbiting Earth!"
"Cool."
Aug 8, 2016
0
#168
Breathe in a bunch of chlorine gas then take a puff of acetyline and pass out right before your lungs explode out of your chest and onto the board 
0110001101101000 wrote:
Breathe in a bunch of chlorine gas then take a puff of acetyline and pass out right before your lungs explode out of your chest and onto the board
Yes, but on the plus side, it might get rid of any congestion you may have had...
237. Basing your first move on what you think your opponent's last move will be.
238. Creating a pecorino avalanche on the chessboard by pecking at the pecorino too much.
239. Force-feeding the rooks with guanciale.
240. Who cares what you play on your first move as long you do it as quickly as possible to get to the $1 tacos place before they close?
Tacos and good chess moves: they nacho problem...
A well-balanced diet? A taco in each hand...
241. Jeux muss cross zee mutt befo jeux gain zee entrance to zee castle.
The MOAT, peephole! Not the mutt! What's amatta, don'tcha guys speak no French?
277. Press the self destruct button on the side of the wall.
267. Eat ãėõìūåęøįù
... Anche se si tratta di una decisione sbahhhhhhhhhhgliata ...