here is the funniest: 'yes'
only one person has done that to me, but lots have said things like: 'don't be ridicolous' or: 'I am wealybinn, I do not accept draws.' (I don't understand that myself but it must be normal, he says it every time). The most common thing I have said is: '.... oh, hang on, you said nice, didn't you.
Yeah im like wanna draw?
And some1 said no im chuck norris, i dont draw i win :D
Yeah im like wanna draw?
And some1 said no im chuck norris, i dont draw i win :D
Nice one!
OG
He ended up losing btw
Draw? only if it is to win a valuable prize and, where not pay anything ... ah! I love laughter ..
Regards,
I had an opponent tell me to "F*** off" when I offered a draw as white in this position:
Now I admit, everyone would rather be black in this position but we'd been shuffling for about 10-15 moves and black simply cannot progress. In any case, that sort of language is somewhat inappropriate!
There is a stroy about a strong player in my club rated somewhere 2040 national(about CM-NM level). Somewhat 20 years ago he was playing against a GM in a tournament. He had a better position so the GM asked "Draw?" and he replied "No". the next thing the GM said was "But I'm a grandmaster" and instead of a reply our team member made a gesture towards the centre of his body...(if you get what I mean)...and went on to win the game...lol
In a game against wealybinn, he offered a draw before we started the game!!!
I had an opponent tell me to "F*** off" when I offered a draw as white in this position:
Now I admit, everyone would rather be black in this position but we'd been shuffling for about 10-15 moves and black simply cannot progress. In any case, that sort of language is somewhat inappropriate!
Keep playing to the 50 move rule then call for the tournament director. If he said F off at the draw offer, I can only imagine what sort of filth he'd be spewing after that.
In a losing position I usually start with "I accept your resignation".
I often get "????" in response
I assume then that their English is not so hot so I try:
"J'accepte votre resignation"
I sometimes get back:
"Vous etes un retard"
That is when I offer a draw.
I've never had a reply yet because the chat is usually disabled by this stage.
I've often said (in my head) "Put down the crackpipe, sonny" but I never type it because I'm scared there will be a flip and I'll end up losing after talking trash. :)
When I ask the question...I just say "Is this a draw?" so I never get any weird responses.
sure I'll have a draw
Meadows, If your opponent said that in front of the director he would have forteited the game - Article 12.1 and 12.6a.
Meadows, If your opponent said that in front of the director he would have forteited the game - Article 12.1 and 12.6a.
Aye, there were ramifications for him, but with a little luck my grade next season will push me up a section.
Yes, I would like to draw...draw the $100 MILLION LOTTO prize!!
Oh, you mean like A draw?
Oh...
That'll do too.
I've often said (in my head) "Put down the crackpipe, sonny" but I never type it because I'm scared there will be a flip and I'll end up losing after talking trash. :)
When I ask the question...I just say "Is this a draw?" so I never get any weird responses.
ha thats gold...
Please post here any funny things people have replied to your question: 'Would you like a draw?'
Also post nice responses that YOU have said.
OG