Yes Of Course Anyone Can Get A Title !!!

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badenwurtca

Hey I seem to have forgotten this thread  lol. Btw Flip Wilson was great ( & Geraldine as well ). 

badenwurtca
badenwurtca wrote:

Another possibility is to work for a Railway and become a Train Conductor. On the other hand if you are good at music you could work your way up and become a Orchestra Conductor. In my years working as an electrician I sometimes created a short-circuit and became a Electrical Conductor  lol.

   For some reason my little electrical pun did not do too well, needless to say I found that situation " Rather Shocking " ( sorry I couldn't resist  rofl ). 

DrSpudnik

We need more copper coils!

autobunny
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

Time to put up some resistance!

DrSpudnik wrote:

We need more copper coils!

nichrome might be preferred

autobunny
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

it gives us those nice bright colors!

Who can resist? 

badenwurtca

Hey Thanks for the electrical humor ! ( I got a charge out of that  rofl ).

DrSpudnik
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

So when cabby meditates, does he actually say OHM?

I say AMPERE!

autobunny
DrSpudnik wrote:
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

So when cabby meditates, does he actually say OHM?

I say AMPERE!

That's just the new farad. 

DrSpudnik

Fahrrad!

Andrew_2600

In chess federations you start off with a E Class Amateur at 1200

It is not until you get to 2000 that you gain the new title of Expert.

DrSpudnik

Sounds about right to me.

Andrew_2600
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

except for the E Class thing

It is true, but for D Class starting at 1200 not E Class in Amatuer Titles

https://www.chess.com/amp/article/about-chess-ratings

badenwurtca

Thanks for the posts.

badenwurtca

I see that somebody is asking if " Anyone " can become a GM ? Well yes of course they can just by sending 4 cereal box-tops and $2.99 in cash to the FIDE  lol.

badenwurtca

Yes I think the fee used to be $1.99 years ago, inflation I guess.

badenwurtca

Well as usual there are no shortage of goofs joining the site so we need more titles ( eg: BM, HM, EGM & WCM ). The basic BM title is for Big Moron, then one can move up to HM - Huge Moron. Next we go way up to EGM for Extra Giant Moron topped off by WCM for World Class Moron. The funny part is some people don't even realize their own level of stupidity  lol.  

DrSpudnik

Anyone can get a turtle!

badenwurtca

Thanks for the post Doctor. Btw that is a very cute little turtle  lol.

DrSpudnik

badenwurtca

Good Grief I hope that he is not interested in turtle soup  Rofl.