Seriously though. I signed in and the interface was a little messed up for some reason. The chess.com logo was overlapping the menu button. So I switched to desktop mode. ..Now when I go to move my pawn. It acts like it just injected 100 CCS of LSD directly into its jugular.
Evil desktop mode!
Anyone? ..It's a tid bit nippy out here. ..and I was just issued a camping warning by Robocop and his esteemed colleague Mr T
I always wondered if one went trippy against the cop and was arrested and booked whether you would get some instructive, useful pychiatric therapy.
I was released on PR bond after explaining to the judge that my fazer was on 'stun'. I have since relocated to the storm drain.
I was easily able to solve this problem by throwing my tablet into the trash. And carving some hewbrew characters into a piece of copper.
Using the ancient methods... You will need;
- An altar in the center of the ritual space, upon which are placed instruments representing the four Classical elements;
- a ceremonial robe (e.g. a tau robe) or other suitable ritual garb worn by the magician;
- a ritual dagger or sword (e.g. an "athame"), or a wand, used to gesture to the points of the Qabalistic Cross, and to draw the pentagrams and the magic circle connecting them.
Yes, on my way out the door. I took some bath salts from your mothers bathroom. Whereupon commencing the immediate intravenous injection thereof. And had a vision,,,Lo! I saw a chessboard descending from the heavens. And upon this chessboard. Chess pieces went to and fro ascending and descending. Thinking surly Kasparov is in this place and i knew it not! So then i awoke and poured some oil on my head.
Hey I'm stuck in desktop mode. And it seems there is no escape. Can you tell me how to switch back to mobile mode? ..Desktop mode is for sissys