Does anyone want free chess coaching?!!

Do not bring out the king

How we do this Alec?

i need a ot of help wiht chess. please help me Alec_CA

sure!where do I sign up?

sign up for what?

The coaching

Yes I am horrible

I do want it. Took a few lessons but that was back when I was 20 or so.

ok lets start lesson 1 what do you want to know

The idea of having a coach is to become a better player.

And that's what I would like

Can you coach me?

Gotta ask though because I've lurked quite a bit around on here.

Is this some kind of a troll? Cuz I will waste your time so hard. I read some threads by a dude named sebleb and someone else who was also a young kid who offered "coaching".

The latter just sent people links.

I have a huge chess library and many web pages I still need to read through at the moment.

Any way if you're sincere about helping players I admire that, and although your age and rating makes me skeptical I have been smashed by kids at my local club (age is irrelevant in things like this) but the ability to teach really is a unique skill that many masters sure lack.

Like I said used to take lessons and I miss having someone devote themselves solely to my and my game (and as of right now from very long breaks I'm essentially a brand new player) so I would love a coach.

We should play a game, no?

Got your friend request but says you're not available to play

I know I am pretty rare on chess.com and where do you live

What??

So anyways. How do yah coach what do we do now

Tell what you're bad at to me

Coachin' an' tips? Jus' make sure it's no' cheapluck. 

Good teh see yeh help out 'ere. 

Thanks

I'm bad at chess Alec.

I feel like this isn't going anywhere

It's been quite a while and I've yet to be coached at all

So which part of the game are you bad at.

Coach me. My target is to become 1400 by Dec 31st 2015.