I'm going to need some help and support, please?

Not if you used a Morgul-blade.

Don't you mean Colt 45?

Magnum 48 = "a bit to drink"

Crack the top - you're drunk.

With Trysts you need more than just a few hours of unconsciousness before you can tell for sure.

Fixed that for you.

@Lord, Ivandh, and Cystem: Very funny

I am a girl, ilovesandstone15, but in the afterlife I suppose I'll be ashes

I dunno-- I'm thinking with your ethanol level, one match set to you is going to equal one giant explosion and very few remaining ashes.

True

Someone lights a match at Trysts funeral:

You mean you still aren't convinced she's alive?

Various unsavory body noises can go on for quite some time after death.

Sorry, still alive

Seems like as long as I exist, I have much to be sorry for

Many people have much more to be sorry for, and they are not.  I'm guessing some of them will be though, could be more.

Clearly, that's impossible. You must be misinformed.

That's a negative.  I find it preferable to suggest it's a guess rather than anything else.

So, I'm going to speculate that people who become members, then start posting a lot of comments almost immediately, probably were members previously and are now in double disguise(or maybe their third, fourth, or fifth disguise).