Muted

                   Chess.com rotates the moderators, so let's see, looking at the schedule it could have been 627, or 726, 525, 896, 124, or 321,NO! 321 has been on vacation for 11 years. Then there's the part time week enders, 723, 793, 766, Can you keep a secret?  All the weekend mods start with 7. If they end with a 7, then the're a female, if they start with a 5, then its a male. Now if they start AND end in a 9?  Then you have a problem. THAT'S A SUPERVISOR. All the mod impersonators are in the 400's. If it happened at night, I'm gonna have to direct you to another department. If it happened in the winter, I KNOW EXACTLY WHO your taking about. Unfortunately THAT mod doesn't work here any more. We did hire her brother the following week. Nice guy. Where was I??  OH!, wheather it is nobler to take the slings and arrows of our mod staff, or wheather we should just randomly pull names out of the hat. THAT is the question that befalls us here and now. I'll check the video tape and get back to you.