Report a member- how to?

How can I report a member for misconduct?

You politely ask them to leave you alone and then ignore them completely.

http://support.chess.com/Tickets/Submit

Hey Grace.... ;P

I was hoping it was me.

Yeah, I would love to see you banned.

That's why I tried to give helpful advice.

I'm reporting that comment.  Any last words?

Umm... that is over reacting, sort of like hooking your home security system to an A-bomb. I don't think that your report will have a snowball's chance in the Outback of getting looked at...

Don't worry.

We're married.

watches Dat shudder

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you thought i wouldnt read that didnt you 

I was trying to give you a heart attack. is disappointed

What if i rejected you?

I DONT KNOW HER  

HA YOU WISH

I WISH TOO

OOOOOHHHH TIME FOR THE DIVORCE PAPERS 

For all you watching this conversation, im the guy in my profile picture on the right.  Shes on the left.

OH MY GAWSH I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU

THEN WE WON'T NEED A DIVORCE

I suppose that is a logical way to put it! 
Also, i thought you were already married to Moore? 

Well you know, I don't think I've had a proper ceremony with anyone yet.

But just to be sure I'll posion you all.

Posion doesnt effect me.  

3 errors for 4 words, YEAH YAY 

Ceramony ceremony