Lol, I don't know what to do with all da fruit baskets in my house.
Maybe the funniest kind are the opponents who accuse you of cheating and then offer a rematch. Surely they wouldn't be offering it if they really believed there was cheating ? Or maybe they are preparing to cheat themselves ?
IMPOSSIBLE 2 CHEAT AT CHESS
Is it.
I know that the clock has beaten me a few times!
Only a few?
Yes, a few hundred! :)