blitz can kill!!,its not a joke

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its not a joke

blitz is dangerous for the heart !!

you may make a tachyarythmia

the worse is for  patients with heart desease it can be fatal!!

i suggest people take a betablocker :propnolol 20mg 1/4 hour before!!

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islamm wrote:

i suggest people take a betablocker :propnolol 20mg 1/4 hour before!!

I suggest that people do 20 minutes of tactics, and 20 minutes of openings before blitz. I also suggest that this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

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I can confirm this theory, I have already died twice from playing blitz.

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Zen wrote:

I can confirm this theory, I have already died twice from playing blitz.

this can only mean a pending epidemic.

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Hmmm. I can see many despotic world regimes taking notice of this thread.

Want to assassinate a talented political opponent? Why resort to the gun or the KGB style umbrella tip full of polonium 210?

No, we can have far more sophisticated methods comrades, amigos and assassins of the world.

Take the man to a room full of chess sets. If necessary teach him chess. [in a country such as Russia the school system makes you learn chess..hmmmm] . Then make him play blitz and blitz and blitz...

If he refuses to play blitz then tried and proven Soviet techniques will do the job. Reward each blitz win with a subtle turning down of a lamp so that his continual state of being awake without sleep is not so...unpleasant.

I missed my calling as a KGB interrogation agent...

The blitz chess, repeated day after day, is sure to eliminate your political opponent either by death, insanity or both.

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It calls for a mutated pop song linuxblue1 style.

There is a house in New Orleans

They call the blitzing Sun

And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy

And God I know I'm one

 

My mother was a chess champ

She brought me to the chess club scene

My father was a blitz hustler

Down in New Orleans

 

Now the only thing a blitzer needs

is a suitcase, chess board and trunk

And the only time he's satisfied

is when he's on  a drunk

 

Oh mother tell your children

Not to do what I have done

Spend your lives in sin and misery

In the House of the Blitzing Sun

 

Well, I got one foot on the platform

The other foot on the train

I'm goin' back to New Orleans

To wear that ball and chain

 

Well, there is a house in New Orleans

They call the Blitzing Sun

And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy

And God I know I'm one