The Prettiest chess player!

Chuck Norris invented chess when he punched a tile floor, sending a shockwave to the center of the Earth's iron core, the antipodal force of which sent magma and molten metal oozing back up through the ground on which he stood. From this crucible, Chuck Norris sculpted the game's 32 pieces with his bare hands before they were able to cool and harden, then placed them back on a small segment of tile floor that he had not earlier destroyed through that singular display of his raw physical power. A moment later, Chuck Norris simultaneously invented and mastered the game that we now play in its modern form.
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