The worst chat you can possibly send to an opponent after winning a live game

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MJ4H wrote:

DEAR GENDER NEUTRAL OPPONENT, I DULY AND HUMBLY AND THUSLY OFFER MY SINCEREST THANKS FOR THE PREVIOUS GAME AND ITS ATTENDANT MOVES WHETHER THEY BE OF GENERALLY POOR OR SUPERIOR QUALITY.  PLEASE ACCEPT THIS TEXTUAL OFFERING OF MOOD NEUTRAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT IN THE SPRIT WITH WHICH IT IS INTENDED AND HAVE AN UNOFFENSIVE REMAINDER OF THE DAY

Capitals? How offensive.

MSC157

When he makes ?? move, you send him: "Blunder? Or am I missing something?"

Or sending him a trophy "Great defence" (or whatever it is called), after crushing him in 20 moves.

Big_Daddy_10

Ouch! You must be having a bad day. Hope your day gets better soon.

varelse1

If you think THAT was bad you should see what I did to my cellmate!

hoedesack

can i have sexy time with your sister now? she told me she likes my gun and she wasn't talking about the one hanging on my wall :)

eddysallin

I played well didn't i......

fianchetto123

that falls victim to the comeback "find someone who cares"

pawnsolo2

Cool Seriously? LOL! How about a game of checkers now?  Or perhaps you're in a Ghost Recon kind of mood. 

macer75

Thanks for letting me win my first game ever!

Phelon
MJ4H wrote:

DEAR GENDER NEUTRAL OPPONENT, I DULY AND HUMBLY AND THUSLY OFFER MY SINCEREST THANKS FOR THE PREVIOUS GAME AND ITS ATTENDANT MOVES WHETHER THEY BE OF GENERALLY POOR OR SUPERIOR QUALITY.  PLEASE ACCEPT THIS TEXTUAL OFFERING OF MOOD NEUTRAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT IN THE SPRIT WITH WHICH IT IS INTENDED AND HAVE AN UNOFFENSIVE REMAINDER OF THE DAY

LMAO. That was great, +100. Its sad how people dont know proper chess etiquette, such as saying gg. I might use this one when I win and say gg when I lose so as not to offend poor sports.

C-nack

"Better luck next time."

red-lady
macer75 wrote:

Thanks for letting me win my first game ever!

Laughing That would hurt indeed!

Rnewms

Hey do you know anyone that could teach me how to castle? I would be very grateful

jakefusaro

For me, it would be revealing that I'm a 13 year old kid literally in my parents basement. :)

pawnsolo2

There are laws against that. 

varelse1

I am sure you play much better sober.

varelse1

Ah, gracious loser! Shows character!

If it was me, I'd be TICKED!

pawnsolo2

varelse1 

I am sure you play much better sober.

That is the line I use after a one night stand. 

varelse1

V:-)

C-nack
jakefusaro wrote:

For me, it would be revealing that I'm a 13 year old kid literally in my parents basement. :)

They can just check your date of birth on your profile page.

Also, I lost against several 13-yo at my club. Nothing wrong with it.