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livluvrok

to be honest, if its not out of two people, I'll take second any day. Better than nothing

varelse1

If you're not the lead dog on the dogsled team, the view will always be the same. Honestly.

winerkleiner
varelse1 wrote:

If you're not the lead dog on the dogsled team, the view will always be the same. Honestly.

Lol, the same for Rudoph (The Red Nosed Reindeer).

varelse1

Come back when you're a man!

learningthemoves

So to keep with the Rudolph analogy, you're either the red nose reindeer who leads the pack... or one of the brown nose reindeers: stuck in the back, takes flack, picks up slack, gets no snack from santa's reindeer treat sack and still has to hoof on the roof like clickety clack? That's whack! He can get those elves to make him a sleigh like the 2013 1,226 reindeer power VR1200 Cadillac.

vanelau
learningthemoves wrote:

So to keep with the Rudolph analogy, you're either the red nose reindeer who leads the pack... or one of the brown nose reindeers: stuck in the back, takes flack, picks up slack, gets no snack from santa's reindeer treat sack and still has to hoof on the roof like clickety clack? That's whack! He can get those elves to make him a sleigh like the 2013 1,226 reindeer power VR1200 Cadillac.

i wanna rap that now

winerkleiner
learningthemoves wrote:

So to keep with the Rudolph analogy, you're either the red nose reindeer who leads the pack... or one of the brown nose reindeers: stuck in the back, takes flack, picks up slack, gets no snack from santa's reindeer treat sack and still has to hoof on the roof like clickety clack? That's whack! He can get those elves to make him a sleigh like the 2013 1,226 reindeer power VR1200 Cadillac.

Now that's riding in style!

varelse1

Quotes for the movie Friday.

"You shoulda been bobbin' and weavin'!"

"Man! You got knocked the &@%$  out!"

varelse1

What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in chess?

Don’t choke the opponent after a loss and don’t belittle the opponent after you crush him like a bug.

 -- Jeremy Silman

varelse1
skakmadurinn wrote:

Why do people say ''gg'' or good game after winning? They are just sayng: HAHAHA I won you lose HAHAHA. But I somtimes say good game after I lose,  just to be polite.

On the other hand, when people say "HAHAHA I won you lose HAHAHA." They are really just saying gg!

winerkleiner

When I lose they tell me to "put the taser down".

varelse1

<While waiting for your opponent to move>

Sir, the slowness of genius is hard to bear, but the slowness of mediocrity is insufferable. - Henry Thomas Buckle
SocialPanda

It´s really necessary that after losing a game I should receive a message like:

"Hello, how are you? Hopefully not so bad after this mistake (=patzer)."?

SocialPanda

I can understand that they want to say something after several blitz games

GeorgeBus

After I crush my opponents in such a manner, that would be considered illegal in many a country, I sometimes say:

"You have played quite inexplicably well."

 

I did this to one guy once. The game only lasted 15 moves. He lost a queen because of one terrible blunder.

Me: You have played quite inexplicably well, I must say.

Him: Oh, shut your trap.

Me: I will, but only after you've beaten me in a game of chess.

Alas, I gave him a rematch offer. Like the wind, he ran off. Just like a terrified woman. 

GeorgeBus
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varelse1
LongIslandMark wrote:

If it was actually a good game, win or lose - if it was well fought, I just chat "thanks for the game - It was fun". Not sure how that could be misinterpreted. If there was a big blunder on my opponent's part - just don't chat anything - he/she knows what happened.

Amazingly, many players will take offense to such a statement.

winerkleiner

The worst chat you can possibly send to an opponent after winning a live game...

are you sure you're alive?

fianchetto123
varelse1 wrote:
LongIslandMark wrote:

If it was actually a good game, win or lose - if it was well fought, I just chat "thanks for the game - It was fun". Not sure how that could be misinterpreted. If there was a big blunder on my opponent's part - just don't chat anything - he/she knows what happened.

Amazingly, many players will take offense to such a statement.

Yes. 

SocialPanda
fianchetto123 wrote:
varelse1 wrote:
LongIslandMark wrote:

If it was actually a good game, win or lose - if it was well fought, I just chat "thanks for the game - It was fun". Not sure how that could be misinterpreted. If there was a big blunder on my opponent's part - just don't chat anything - he/she knows what happened.

Amazingly, many players will take offense to such a statement.

Yes. 

I feel offended already.