very appropriate title! a completely ineffective queen indeed. i remember the first time my "chess coach" jay was teaching me about chess and called my bishop a "tall pawn". took a second, but then i understood and it was a very effective way of teaching me the lesson.
HA! The title gives you no help at all. This one may be a bit advanced. You decide. After you've finished solving it, can you guess why I gave the puzzle this title?