Make your own opening

first move by white: b9

so that's how you promote a pawn into a king

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A good opening follows 3 principles:

1. Development (especially of minor pieces)

2. Center control

3. King safety

This new opining that I invinted accomplishes all 3 (as white):

lol good one :)

I call it the one-knight defence

COMING SOON - One-knight defence, symmetrical variation

Opening theory states that you shouldn't move the same piece more than once in the opening. Just look at the opening I made.

macer75- really sorry! here's another opening i made, that forces your opponent to violate that principle

I like it :)

However, against an experienced player it might not work so well, as an experienced player would not make so many blunders as black.

yeah, that's true. In order for it to not be misleading, I'll call it a TRAP, not an opening.

This opening will make your opponents tremble in fear as you shock them by breaking opening principles, which causes them to only copy your moves.

Also a four move copy cat opening.

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I actually came up with an early piece sacrifice in the Tal Gambit declined that I can't find any games with. It isn't bad, but it isn't good. White has to play fairly badly to reach the position and Black has better moves than the sacrifice.

1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 a6 Queen's Pawn Game/Indian def./Sura variation

my friend once came up with this opening where if you played white, you move all of your pawns on file b to g to the 3rd rank, kind of like the pawn defense that evanyz posted.  Anyways, after all the pawn moves are made, you develop the knights to a3 and h3.  Then you push whichever pawn you feel like pushing to the fourth rank to open up the position.