Also dedicated to the memory of the real man behind the Zorro of my childhood:
Armando Joseph Catalano 1924 –1989, better known as Guy Williams.
T O R N A D O ♞
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Too hard for me!
Thanks for the subtil complement my friend, @Aron_08! 
Actually it is not that hard, since the real idea is just a sort of a repeatable rhythm that is in the heartbeat of every chess-loving "sucker", aka yours truly "moi".
I'll hope the Master likes my early xmas-gift. 
& I'll hope a very good and happy xmas periode for the entire chess.com community!
Live strong & healthy & prosperous my dear friends!
"jhoom-jhooms & dheesh-yoovs"
Hear O Sucker... you're at it's whims ... it's hot burning winds
The black tornado the companion of Zorro
Fumes arise from flames on it's chest
As it twirls it trills to the sucker-who's-condemned
It's a temptress with deadly contempts
& precision's it's intention 4 mission of condemnation
It's a Winchester Magnum packing 45 calibers
& dum-dum's are dished out from it's drum
As to life it jumps & dead is what it leaves behind... like an endless coiled serpent with no friends
Many many & many more foes to fall for it's lethal turn and twist, death it trades
Ghastly it is hastily pulled out of the leather holster it calls home where persuasive is the art of the one that rests on velvet suede
As it's drum revolves & involves, bullets flights & death evolves as the sucker's-condemneds are dropping around like flies
At the sound of it's rounds resonate: "jhoom-jhooms & dheesh-yoovs" it says bye bye to bystanders 1 by 1 by 1
& when you hear no more of it's sweet lullaby you lie confused down in a pool of your own red juices 4 you know you'll fly again any time soon, no more
It's golden prancing in trance, Fort Knox holding at the lair of the Fox & it is awesome & then some as it RoX the world of the dwellers of the pine box
_jhoofh_
A tribute to my friend @Arisktotle the Great