That happened in one of my games...lol.
Timed Puzzles!

What happens if black takes the bishop?
I think you meant the queen to be on h5, but then Kf8 is possible

Scoring:
<40 seconds 2800+
40-44 seconds 2600-2799
45-49 seconds 2400-2599
50-54 seconds 2100-2399
55-59 seconds 1800-2099
60-69 seconds 1500-1799
70-89 seconds 1200-1499
90-109 seconds 1000-1199
110-119 seconds 900-999
120-129 seconds 800-899
130-139 seconds 700-799
140-149 seconds 600-699
150-169 seconds 500-599
170-179 seconds 460-499
180-189 seconds 430-459
190-199 seconds 400-429
>200 seconds 0-399
Under 40 really easy

To be perfectly honest, all of them except the last one took 2 seconds. I really don't think that seeing obvious mate in ones make a 2700+ player. That's totally correct!!!

thx for making the puzzles. I solved almost all of them in less then 1 second. Its because most of them are red flags. Like immediatly when I see the positions a mating alarm goes off in my head. Specially since the first moves I look at reguardless of the position are checks

LOL I told you at the beginning these were simple problems.. I may make the scoring chart with lower time though later
LOL I told you at the beginning these were simple problems.. I may make the scoring chart with lower time though later
Yes, but the main flaw is not the simple problems, but the fact that some of them have multiple and/or shorter solutions, which makes a problem cooked.

There were solutions? Lol by solved in less then a second.. I mean I came up with mate.. I didn't know it had to be your solution lol :)

Not only those are simple problems that 40 seconds is a simple target, some are seriously defective (in Puzzle 2 Black can last way longer by taking 1... Kd7 for example; in Puzzle 3, all three knight moves work; in Puzzle 5, both 1. h8=Q# and 1. h8=R# work; in Puzzle 7, Black lasts way longer by 1... Kxf7 or 1... Kf8; in Puzzle 8, Black can last way, way longer than mate in 6).

@ChaoticJak: In puzzle 6, white can mate in 3 with Qa7 Ne5, but okay. In puzzle 2 white can play bg4. Some of them have solutions, just not the one posted.
Puzzle 5:
again, two solutions