Unconventional mate in 2

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This puzzle is a mate in two composed by myself. Don't spend too much time on it; it's intended as a joke only and there really isn't a solution if you interpret it conventionally. I'm just posting it in case anybody finds it amusing.

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*brain explodes*

You sir are a bad, bad man. 

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Hey, didn't I say not to spend too much time on it? :P