This puzzle is a mate in two composed by myself. Don't spend too much time on it; it's intended as a joke only and there really isn't a solution if you interpret it conventionally. I'm just posting it in case anybody finds it amusing.
*brain explodes*
You sir are a bad, bad man.
Hey, didn't I say not to spend too much time on it? :P
This puzzle is a mate in two composed by myself. Don't spend too much time on it; it's intended as a joke only and there really isn't a solution if you interpret it conventionally. I'm just posting it in case anybody finds it amusing.