What was the knight doing in the damsel's boudoir? Practicing his flanking maneuver.
The princess hoped the royal postman would bring a necklace, but she only got chainmail.
The char woman used to carry mace in her purse, but the spikes kept stabbing her.
The knight's wife asked if the crusade had been a success. "Moor or less," he said.
The king wanted to know how many knights had registered for the tournament. "Joust enough," the jester said.
Is that a lance in your pants, or are you just happy to see me. Hey now!
Well, you asked for it!
Did you know the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference? Yeah, he acquired his size from too much pi.
Oh my god... you are no longer aloud to post here, even if you do post here....
You're welcome
Thank you. How do you spell "aloud"? "Allowed"?