10 best puns of 1248!!!!

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trysts
guitarzan wrote:
trysts wrote:
guitarzan wrote:

Well, you asked for it!

Did you know the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference? Yeah, he acquired his size from too much pi.


Oh my god... you are no longer aloud to post here, even if you do post here....


You're welcome


Thank you. How do you spell "aloud"? "Allowed"? Laughing

electricpawn

What was the knight doing in the damsel's boudoir? Practicing his flanking maneuver.

The princess hoped the royal postman would bring a necklace, but she only got chainmail.

The char woman used to carry mace in her purse, but the spikes kept stabbing her.

The knight's wife asked if the crusade had been a success. "Moor or less," he said. 

The king wanted to know how many knights had registered for the tournament. "Joust enough," the jester said.

Is that a lance in your pants, or are you just happy to see me. Hey now!

ivandh

These puns are plaguing me.

electricpawn
ivandh wrote:

These puns are plaguing me.


Not until he 14th century, dude.

ivandh

Hey, no public education, I don't know my 2's from my 3's.

electricpawn

electricpawn

electricpawn
pushwood47 wrote:

You wanted bad ones? King Henry III made the commoners jump up and down in Cippenham Moat because he wanted to go serfing.


That was awesome!

bigpoison
trysts wrote:

No. PETA is cool...but then again...they're weird...Just save the effing animals for chrissakes!


Save them for dinner?  Cooked animal flesh, yummmy!

trysts
bigpoison wrote:
trysts wrote:

No. PETA is cool...but then again...they're weird...Just save the effing animals for chrissakes!


Save them for dinner?  Cooked animal flesh, yummmy!


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trysts
paul211 wrote:


Yes.

ivandh

I guess that crusade could have used some crus-aid.

electricpawn

Stop inSultan Dub Yah. he can't help it if he has a thing for Saudi princes. Homophobes.

trysts

This is totally on-topic; I haven't seen a Tonydal post in about a week? I don't think he's allowed to take that much time off? Do you think his Chess.com forums contract ended?

ivandh

Sometimes he vanishes like that. Its a little scary that he leaves with no warning. If he'd post a big thread announcing that he's gone forever then we could feel reassured that he's coming back.

trysts
ivandh wrote:

Sometimes he vanishes like that. Its a little scary that he leaves with no warning. If he'd post a big thread announcing that he's gone forever then we could feel reassured that he's coming back.


Laughing

electricpawn

He logged in yesterday. tdal I mean.

pdela

trysts, don't worry, i still here ma baby, I won't leave ya

DC_cookie_G
trysts wrote:

No. PETA is cool...but then again...they're weird...Just save the effing animals for chrissakes!


People

Eat

Tasty

Animals

trysts
DC_cookie_G wrote:
trysts wrote:

No. PETA is cool...but then again...they're weird...Just save the effing animals for chrissakes!


People

Eat

Tasty

Animals


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