100 reasons you lost a chess game….

Draconic demon randomly saying ai chatbots in to the board so it behaves so creepy it resigned for u

Isopod lover randomly stared at u the oppenheimer way

Im gonna stop thinking, last one: u were so full, you needed to go to the bathroom, but it took u so long u forfeited

*noooo*

Ur opponent was a mirror

U randomly fell from ur chair, and broke ur bones

The scientist have spun the earth so fast you flyed in to the sun

Paradox

U randomly collapsed bc u were fasting and forgot to eat in the evening

Opponent playing such a super brilliant move but you played a blunder worse than worstfish

Worstfish?

U use the Hans Niemann "technique"

U

#168 let's play!

GG

U rmb u are actually bad at chess