1000 reasons why you suck at chess

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15. you think you must play the Halloween Gambit on Halloween

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16. you like draws so much you draw the worst player on earth

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17.you play sodium opening

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18. you think chess was originated yesterday

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19. you accept a chess game just to say hello

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20. you think its possible to mate in 1 move

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21. you try to make a fortress blocking your king from all attacks

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22.you sacrifice your king in exchange for a huge attack

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23. you think chess should be spelled cheese

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24. whenever you promote a pawn you promote it into a knight or a bishop

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25. when it is your move you say pass

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26. i can't count to 10

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27. i can count to infinty and beyond!