1000000000 ways to tell that you're a horrible chess player
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Sep 13, 2020
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#21
34. You tell your opponent you are better than them and then say you are going to “handicap” yourself by switching the position of your king and queen
Sep 13, 2020
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#22
35. You try to hide the clock in your jacket, so your opponent times out
Sep 13, 2020
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#23
36. You spit on the pieces so your opponent’s pieces so they can’t touch them
37. You try to eat the adverse queen with your king.
Sep 13, 2020
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#26
37. After you trade queens and rooks, your opponent is destroying you and is about to promote, so you stick the queen and rooks in your mouth
38. In a losing position, you “accidentally” clothesline all the pieces with your arm.
39. You say “I was trying to boost your ego” after sitting with your mouth open for 5 minutes after you blundered your queen.
40. You smile after you think you made an excellent move in a clearly winning position, and then your chess.com says draw by stalemate
41. You are so proud of your win, until you find out that the reason your opponent looked pale was because he is a cadaver.
42. You bring a book and a chess computer into a tournament and say that it is “evening the playing field”
38. In a losing position, you “accidentally” clothesline all the pieces with your arm.
39. You say “I was trying to boost your ego” after sitting with your mouth open for 5 minutes after you blundered your queen.
40. You smile after you think you made an excellent move in a clearly winning position, and then your chess.com says draw by stalemate
41. You are so proud of your win, until you find out that the reason your opponent looked pale was because he is a cadaver.
42. You bring a book and a chess computer into a tournament and say that it is “evening the playing field”
If you not sure what square to put your king to castle in end up leaving trapped in the middle of the board
45. You put a bomb underneath your opponent's chair when ur losing.
46. You think that getting under 100 is becoming a GM
47. You won but your opponent is a painting.
48. You take a piece off the board hoping your opponent won't see.
49. You mind control the arbiter to make him say that you won in a losing position.
50. You think that you mated your opponent only to find out it was stalemate.
51. You think variants is real chess
52. You think you can flag your opponent at 0.01 seconds with no delay and no increment.
53. You think that Grammarly will enhance your chess game
Sep 13, 2020
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#29
56. winning the tournament but when your friends see they say that people are replaced with dolls
Sep 13, 2020
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#34
61. you spend ∞years on "how to be a good chess player" when you forgot to change the mode: "noob mode"
Sep 13, 2020
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#35
will2009 wrote:
creator, plz put this in the 1st post
the creator cannot, only chess.com can
Sep 13, 2020
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#39
Where are we up to?62?
People who say "it's only a pawn so it doesn't matter ".
