1001 Ways the world might end

  • #1

    Let's see if we can amass 1001 ways the world might end. (dedicated to oinquarki)

  • #2

    #1. A collision with an asteroid.

  • #3
    #2. A large-scale infectious pandemic.
  • #4

    #3. Large-scale loss of fertility.

  • #5
    #5. The Death Star turns out to be real.
  • #6

    -A black monolith appears in a colony of squirrels.

  • #7

    -All the zombies die.

  • #8

    Vogons. (be sure to count this as two.)

  • #9

    Psychlos invade earth and, with the help of John Travolta, enslave and then destroy all of humanity after taking away all our gold.

  • #10

    The Kraken is released. Again.

  • #11

    some kinda planetary orbit imbalance resulting in collision with Mars / Moon

    Surprised

  • #12

    Misuse of nuclear power resulting in a mass extinction event.

    Sun will become a red giant and gobble up our Earth - this is the most likely thing to happen but we don't have to worry as that's gonna take another 5 billion years.

  • #13

    Misuse of coal power resulting in a mass extinction event...

  • #14

    We get hit by a GRB (gamma ray burster) star.

  • #15

    Super Massive Black Hole devoures the galaxy, but finds Dragons indigestible. >:[

  • #16

    -Confederate Nazis discover Greenland, carrying with them Odin's curse which contaminates all the pastries.

  • #17

    This world turns out to be a dream, and the person dreaming it wakes up.

  • #18
    trysts wrote:

    -Confederate Nazis discover Greenland, carrying with them Odin's curse which contaminates all the pastries.


    +1

  • #19

    Please, dear God, nobody bring up that damn comet again!

  • #20

    carnivourous flying pigs eat everybody.

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