a history of roti CANAI: the DEFINITIVE best food in the universe

A history of roti CANAI

i made this after coming back from a week-long holiday that i was sick for the entirety of and then proceeding to drink three cups of tea

zero research btw

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Introduction

So essentially roti CANAI is the best food from singapore which means that it is also the best food in the world.

“What is it?” you ask, well i was going to get to that part so please stop interrupting me. It is a flatbread typa thing that you eat with curry, and can also be stuffed, which makes it roti MURTABAK

Okay now sit back relax and enjoy the rest of the essay.

The beginnings: Indian roti

In the beninging, there was no roti. Then, the Indian people (shoutout India many chess players there (nothing else notable) (except helping the creation of roti CANAI) ) decided to create this thing called roti. 

Now very importantly *listen up important detail about to drop take notes* despite being named similarly to roti CANAI, they are very different things. Roti is softer, like naan, but roti CANAI is baked, giving it a more crispier textile.

What happened next

Okay so now you learn about Indian roti, you want to know roti CANAI

What happened was kinda like us Singaporeans found some roti, ate it, presumably, and then went

“hmm okay it is good but it’s defo missing smth i wonder what- OMG ik what it is it needs to be baked and crisp we will call this CANAI (meaning “to roll out” in malay) and everyone is going to luv it i am a CULINARY MASTERMIND”

And the rest is history which I am teaching you now even though I am not a qualified history teacher and never will be

One more important thing to remember

Roti CANAI must be spelt in full caps every time you cwant to spell roti CANAI so you would have to spel it like this: roti CANAI

In conclusion & also a summary

roti CANAI is good you want it :thumbs-up

So in the beninging the Indians (shoutout India) created roti, and then us Singaporeans tried it and went “hmm good but missing smth” and then we added CANAI to it and it became peak, and also everytime you spell roti CANAI you have to spell roti CANAI in full caps like this: roti CANAI

sprite to finish

knockoff roti smh

nonono bubblers you dont understand

we took roti

and then made it singaporean

and added CANAI

peak!

twin wth is this

everything i say is based off of factual information and is widely accepted as the truth among the world’s leading food critics

sure twin

did you not read the post

it’s roti CANAI

DID SOMEBODY SAY ROTI

oh yeah, bubs, check dc pls

i said roti CANAI

No, not peak, js roti as it was, was PEAK

11 mmm roti was good but it was lacking some CANAI, which is really the difference maker here.

Do you recommend I should try it?

13 yeah, you need to dip it in curry and have with teh tarik

idk what CANAI places there are in the america tho

you see in the london we go to roti king, sadly they no longer serve king charles III on the menu

I would love to have King Charles III

16 nah he’s so old, good meat tends to be from younger animals

Why do I feel like this is threat

You should've told me 7 years ago gng, I was in London back then

dw bubbler we luv you