A plea to members: stop calling me a troll
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Neato. Hey, I was wondering if you have to open an account at Donut Bank, or can you make withdraws immediately?
An answer I would readily give if I had any idea what you are talking about.
Do you think I could transfer my 401k to Donut Bank and receive an annual adjusted payout in bismarks and fritters? I do, but I value your opinion.
I could respond to your attempts at being cute in a similair manner. I could also tell you that you are a moron wasting my time but that is just not who I am. My third and currently most appealing option is to cut off my hands and fry them in garlic.
I'm starting to think you haven't been regularly watering your 'seeds of truth'.
After spending some time in Azkaban courtesy of the mods I was recently requested to give written conformation that I am now rehabilitated and ready to be a good drone. This thread conclusively proves that as do my previous threads. Don't push it cone boy.
Good lord henry....you have made 4295 attempts at tactics trainer and your rating is currently 1193..you are a slow learner that's for sure, does this mean you are only going to get the message somewhere around post # 1500?
Sitting-Duck wrote:
After spending some time in Azkaban courtesy of the mods I was recently requested to give written conformation that I am now rehabilitated and ready to be a good drone. This thread conclusively proves that as do my previous threads. Don't push it cone boy.
did you run into borat over there?
You are aware of how difficult cooking your own hands will be? I mean, I just want to help. You should start with a few fingers first, just in case you don't like the taste.
Would u change ur username to Donald Trump... I mean Donald Duck 😊
If you are what you eat, then cannibals are the only normal ones in this world.
Whip_Kitten wrote:
Ducks are cannibals...and more.
http://hubpages.com/animals/WhatTheDuck
No mention of slander, so they're off the hook.
interesting. i've sometimes given my wife the "surprise", but i always make sure she does not drown.
i wonder about this op. "sitting duck" may simply be a euphamism for, "i'm gonna getcha'!"
kinghunter75 wrote:
What happens when a duck flies upside down? He quacks up!!! get it?? ok, maybe that was bad...lol
hmmm, does the duck then shit skyward?
I recently learnt that a kangaroo CAN NOT jump backwards!
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After spending some time in Azkaban courtesy of the mods I was recently requested to give written conformation that I am now rehabilitated and ready to be a good drone. You wearn't cuffed, read your rights, put in a darkened room for hrs, denied food water & cigs?? DAM! you got treated nice
There was a time most people believed the sun revolved around the earth and to say otherwise put you on the main card for good evening of excruciating torture.
Little has changed except the level of illusion thanks to commercial media, Hollywood and a seemingly general lack of ability to process facts.
Therefor many people believe Carlsen is an awesome chess player, Fischer was a villain, bishops belong in chess,the US made it to the moon, free speech is awesome and democracy works. Many believe capitalism is the way to go and invading every oil rich country is somehow necessary to protect the US.
I say if you want to live in a bubble of ignorance it is certainly your choice but do I not also have a duty to my fellow person to show them the error of their thinking, like one of those people looking after goats would lead those goats he is looking after to water or food or some other thing the goats need? Have I no obligation to plant the seeds of truth and through my sacrifice and long suffering liberate the ignorant?
So please stop calling me a troll, it is disrespectful and certainly not nice.
There are few things more irritating than a troll and I don't deserve the label.
I am here for the greater good and as my threads show I always have everybody's best interests in mind including that of this site who's health and continued prosperity lies so very close to my heart.