Actually the obituary post should be credited to @sleepingbeauty who posted it on his wall. This unworthy bunny merely copied it.
A Thread About Nothing

But.... isn't doing nothing doing something??
Try that logic with the boss when you are at work and see what happens.

I thought this thread was a lot of nothing, until I found this:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/king-of-the-ladder?page=2140

When I worked at Nellis AFB we were working in a fenced in area that had perimeter lighting that we were replacing. In that area were hundreds of bunkers that contained nuclear weapons and at times a few unmarked semi trucks and quite a few unmarked vans would show up to move weapons.
While we were working we were always escorted by a couple of Air Force guards and when the trucks and vans showed up we had to go to a windowless building to sit out the movement.
Okay so the point all this is we all got paid for sitting on our ass's to do nothing for 2 or 3 hours.

Howlin' Wolf "Smoke Stack Lightning" 1956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc9asVO68Lk
The tune was covered a lot the rock groups.
Here's to @electricpawn
https://www.thehawkeye.com/obituaries/20181111/edmund-powers
Wow, good work Bunny, thanks for the obit of electricpawn.