You're not fancy.
Am I a fancy cat?
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I'm NOT?!?! 3'X< <///3's
Nope...
WHY NOT?!?! How can I be fancy???
Mommy thinks I'm fancy... but then sometimes she calls me a dirrrrty filthy animal and tells me I am TOO FANCY to has bugs but it's buggies in the furrrr season 3'X<
All fancy cats wear bow ties...
Mrrrgh I better ask Mommy to get mmmeeee one of those... but my collar has DIAMONDS on it!
Not rrrRRREAL diamonds but still they're sparkly!
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WHAT DOES ALL THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BEING FANCY?!?!?!
So, fancy humans like to eat pate which is made of diseased geese livers!!! GROSS!
Actually that sounds kinda... mrrhrrrmHRRRM!!!
You shall addrrrress me as Sir Lindor Appenzeller Branson I, no that's not fancy enough... hrrmmm how can I has a VON in my name?
You have to be born to it.
Oh, and you have to have a bird on your head.
That would probably drive you nuts.
If mommie buys you fancy cat cat food then be glad that one person thinks so.
I was born in a barn... I mean made in a magical white chocolate factory! A FANCY white chocolates white chocolate factory!
And mommy thinks I'm VERRRRRY fancy! She took me to this fancy mall fur a fancy stroll to play with these big fancy chess pieces! But then mommy isn't so fancy herself unless you think it's fancy to study math books all day.
What... what chess opening is the fanciest?
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I like to feel fancy. I like to think of myself as fancy.
Now tell mmmeee ladies and gentlemen, foxies and pianos, AM I rrrRRREALLY FANCY?
If not so, what can I do to be more fancy? Is chess a fancy activity that fancy people and fancy cats like to do? Or do I need to purrrractice more and earn a higher rrrrating to be rrrRRREALLY fancy?