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compliments from the boss make me SO nervous.
but see here. I'm really upset. where's my frigin pasta. if someone don't stick a plate of oily pasta in front of me somone is going to get SO whacked.
I mean you see what the boss can do with a horse?
Mine is even better- I got this cement shoes thing down. It'd be a brilliant and horrifying end to an ignomious idiot (that didn't figure out that you better satisy an italian mafia dude).l
Jun 13, 2016
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Oh man that's painful to watch... so why, why, why can't I stop watching it?
hahahahaha
Ghostliner wrote:
That journo gettin' whacked I mean
That race was fixed I heard.
And the horse still won at a 100-1 - Vitti set it up
One of the main intensions of this thread is to create good energy.
There are many ways to do this & there are other people on this Chess.com site who deserve to be mentioned in this thread.
MarcoBR444 aka The King of Patzers is one of those people.
You cannot help but chuckle & laugh at his antics & his creativity.
A legend in his own mind & a legend on site.
Quote:
A KING IS A KING! THERE IS NO DEMOCRACY IN KINGDOMS (REAL KINGDOMS)!!
THE KING IS THE SUPREME AUTHORITY AND YOU, PATZERS, THE SUBJECTS, MUST ACCEPT IT!
Pawn Pusher 1:
PAWN PUSHER (THE KING OF PATZERS)
Pawn Pusher 2:
PAWN PUSHER: Overcoming the Chess Addiction:
PAWN PUSHER 3: THE PAWN STARS:
Pawn Pusher 4: The Future of Chess:
We are proud to present our first Chess Oscar to Royality
Pawn Pusher 5: The Dark Side of Chess:
And we do hope the King will grace us with his presence just to say hello on this thread.
We appreciate his good works.
Yes bravo for Marco
I think we have one more Chess Oscar too - for a female member this time. That will come later on.
Nikprit wrote:
Yes bravo for Marco
Tks for the Oscar! 
I am really happy with that!
Now I can imagine myself making a speech with the Oscar Statuette in my hands, like in the Oscar Cerimony!!
Nikprit wrote:
I think we have one more Chess Oscar too - for a female member this time. That will come later on.
I think Batgirl deserves an Oscar.
MarcoBR444 wrote:
Nikprit wrote:
Yes bravo for Marco
Tks for the Oscar!
I am really happy with that!
Now I can imagine myself making a speech with the Oscar Statuette in my hands, like in the Oscar Cerimony!!
Yes!!! We want to hear the speech oh King
Nikprit wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:
Nikprit wrote:
Yes bravo for Marco
Tks for the Oscar!
I am really happy with that!
Now I can imagine myself making a speech with the Oscar Statuette in my hands, like in the Oscar Cerimony!!
Yes!!! We want to hear the speech oh King
Well, no time to prepare the speech, then, let's go impromptu:
"Oh, amazing! I never expected such hommage by The Academy!
Thanks to my chess opponents, who gave me the opportunity and inspiration for my great chess creation: The Brain Fry Attack!
Thanks to the Subjects of The Kingdom of Patzers, they are so nice with their King.
Thanks to the Academy, specially Nikprit, for the Oscar.
And please remember:
Let's play chess with feeling; with art - play with HEART!
No boring memorized moves! No boring ECO! Play with fun!
I AM THE KING OF PATZERS - THE FIRST, THE LAST AND THE UNIQUE!
HAILS TO THE KING!!!"
'HAILS TO THE KING!!!"
Hey I CAN do the whacking. thats what Duck is all about.
he's like "joey says hello" and then he shoots the guy with a thin smile. worked on that for an hour in front of a mirror.
its epic.
I just got carried away with the Car-otte. I'd LOVE to meet this girl squeezer assasin. she seems Really cool. if they want someone whacked. I'm totally ready.
then I eat linguine in lightly oiled basil, with extra basil and a little bit of garlic.
did you know garlic helps your heart?
boy am I hungry. hopefully you meet at a good joint...
"you....you....you're good you- Vitti