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The Man and Parrot are soulmates.

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humans need to realize we all stand together

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A Heroic Story of a Bunny

 


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Rabbit Saves Man from Diabetic Coma


Rabbits usually come in one of two flavors: food or Thumper. One is used for a Thanksgiving turk-abbit dinner, and the other is used for entertainment ranging from cereal mascots to magicians' assistants. Neither type of rabbit is really considered courageous in any way at all. Or at least they wouldn't be until a guy named Simon Steggall fell into a potentially lethal diabetic coma on his couch in his home in Cambridgeshire, England.

"Siiiimmoonnnnn!!! Wake up, man!!!"

Victoria, his wife, was in the vicinity when it happened, but she was under the impression that he had fallen asleep on the couch after a hard day at work. It was Dory, the couple's house rabbit, who sensed something wrong and hopped on top of Simon. She began to thump around emphatically and lick at Simon's mouth like an aggressive rabbit Prince Charming trying to return her owner back to consciousness.

Victoria soon saw Dory's odd behavior and figured out that the rabbit somehow had a more acute sense of her husband's dire medical state than she did. She called the paramedics, and Simon's life was saved. For her efforts, Dory was awarded honorary membership into the Rabbit Welfare Association. And while we would love to say that there is an organization made up entirely of heroic rabbits, membership is an honor that is typically reserved for humans. Which we guess makes it more impressive.


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This guy rescues birds from abusive bird owners. P.S. The parrot learned her abusive language from one of her previous owners.

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The best way for humans to be grateful is eat less Animals. But how would Animal raisers react? What will he do to the inventory of animals for meat sale if demands fall? Vegans... Explain.

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Shawn the Sheep
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Animals are under man. Animals are ok to eat (depending on what it is)
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Meat actually makes you smarter, healthier, etc... so not eating mean is dumb
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DavidNorman435 wrote:
Animals are under man. Animals are ok to eat (depending on what it is)

Including dogs, cats, bats, bunnies, and other not raised commercially? 

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DavidNorman435 wrote:
Animals are under man. Animals are ok to eat (depending on what it is)

Animals are under man? What the hell does that mean. Sounds like that crusty old nun back in the 60s telling me animals have no soul. How could she know?

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DrSpudnik wrote:
DavidNorman435 wrote:
Animals are under man. Animals are ok to eat (depending on what it is)

Animals are under man? What the hell does that mean. Sounds like that crusty old nun back in the 60s telling me animals have no soul. How could she know?

What would an indoctrinated 60s nun know about soul?  Ask Don no soul Simmons.

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DavidNorman435 wrote:
Meat actually makes you smarter, healthier, etc... so not eating mean is dumb

Eating less Animals is proven scientifically to be healthy. Less incidence of high blood pressure, arthritis, and heart disease.

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less murder

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DrSpudnik wrote:

less murder

Can you answer my question about excess animal inventory if meat demands fall?

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bong711 wrote:
DrSpudnik wrote:

less murder

Can you answer my question about excess animal inventory if meat demands fall?

I imagine they would be killed. Is that the answer you were trying to elicit? I mean, duh. But you can't say you're going to eat animals so they don't get killed.

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I propose a gradual reduce consumption of meat. These farmed animals can't be released to the wild. They would become invasive species. I support the Vegan movement as prohealth, proanimal and proearth.

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Aww bat babies.  So much cuter than baby Yoda.  Also a reservoir of SARS. 

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DavidNorman435 wrote:
Meat actually makes you smarter, healthier, etc... so not eating mean is dumb

So vegetarians are dumb.  There can't be alternatives to meat nor a down side to eating meat.  So much wisdom. 

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DavidNorman435 wrote:
Animals are under man. Animals are ok to eat (depending on what it is)

More infinite definitive wisdom.  Eaten animals probably go to heaven as well to be received by 72 owners.