Anything You Want To Say Say It Here

This thread is just for people to say anything(okay almost anything)so let loose and say anything your brain is telling you to say right NOW!!!

i hate sand

Erm... Helicopter sandwich trousers...  Impossible weasel tube... Hey this is fun!

wet hamburgers are soggy

i like cheese

I have analysed the undeciphered part of the Zodiac Killer's coded message. I think that it isn't code and basically says that his initials were HH and if you didn't meet him that is all the pity.

jelly is creamed

Jaywalking is a crime!

hate autocorrect

STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER

I remeber the first time an officer gave me a hard time about this.  I didn't know WTH he was talking about.  (Jaywalking is overlooked in some US cities.)  

The cop yelled (in a stern voice): "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Several thoughts went through my head in a split second, and I responded:

"WALKING."

Polyunsaturated Baha-men gravitate with propinquity. Sagittal in shape, their gyrations and excogitations make Nostradamus blush like a lovestruck girl. Woe to the universe and all men. Saturn, Mars and Venus all in fall. Blood rains in summer. Never has Paris seen such commotion. The true king falls in the dreadful evil and melee.

Finally, someone with the guts to say what we're all thinking.

haha

i have guts.

evil eric eats bananas.

a banana eats anoying orange.

im awesome.

my favorite number is 1.

saturn(the plannet)blows up.

this is one of my best games(not online)

I think the second line of post 16 should read:

"Eric consumes banana splits, he really doesn't like split bananas."