Ari ads are one of the many improvements to this site.

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maxkeplerisme

Hey i was being a normal respectable human

basix_materails
BasixWhiteBoy wrote:

After so many years of waiting, it finally happened.

I got an Ari advertisement on chess.com.

When I was scrolling through the forums like any usual day, I saw this beautiful woman on the side of my screen. Instead of checking my OTFDAN thread with about 2000 notifications, I was so swooned by this advertisement. It took me a second to realize that this was my beautiful wife and pop sensation, Ariana Grande! I watched the amazing ad until it went away and advertised a website builder like usual.

After so many years of begging the staff, spamming messages to @Erik, sending in “support” tickets, and so much more, chess.com ads seem to be moving in the right direction. Ads like these will keep members of the community engaged (Maybe a bit too much), and players will continue to use the platform. The only problem I could see with this is people not buying memberships, since that would remove advertisements and not allow them to see Ari’s swexy presence every few ads.

I’m not exactly sure if this is a trap to get me to continue actively posting on these forums for hours a day, but it’s certainly working. I hope to see more of Ariana Grande in the chess.com advertisements as a thank u (, next) to me for staying here for almost two years. Thank you so much, chess.com, and whoever made this possible. You guys are the real heroes in this world. Or even better, the eternal sunshines that brighten the world.

ariana is such an npc bro no music taste I'm sorry but it is true😭😭

BasixWhiteBoy

Thank you for bumping this thread to say that.

Or even better, thank u, next.

basix_materails

yeah but i'm really sorry

BlueHairedFemboy13
app has ads
SpongetheFifth
No many I only get a popup asking me to get diamond when I go in
HonestHufflepuff

Basix, just get a 5000 Hz 20x10 monitor next to ur screen playing Ari all day long

BasixWhiteBoy
HonestHufflepuff wrote:

Basix, just get a 5000 Hz 20x10 monitor next to ur screen playing Ari all day long

A flat-screen television is better for that.

HonestHufflepuff

What abt a holographic screen?

BasixWhiteBoy

I'm looking into buying one. It's expensive, but I'm sure it's worth it.

nltika-chakma

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WEDDING OFF!!!!
From: Brie
Dear friends and family,

Turns out our whirlwind romance came to an abrupt halt when I discovered Bryson's very active LOVR dating profile last night 😡. Who knew "doing wedding research" meant swiping right on every woman within 50 miles?

The Briar Bridge Barn celebration is canceled. Unfortunately, I will not be able to return the wedding gifts.

No need to save the new date. But if anyone wants free Bohemian Barnyard decor, I'll be in the parking lot later burning it all.

Best wishes (to everyone except Bryson 💔💔💔),
Brie

aerefs
102 is true
nltika-chakma

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