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ARI BLOCKED ME!!!!
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Aug 25, 2024
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#7
Eesh, I suppose everything makes a bit more sense now. It must be a difficult being blocked by such an eternal sunshine sweetener.
SHE WAS MY GF. HOW DARE YOU, BASIX.
Aug 25, 2024
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#11
Um… I didn’t mean to, but she was just so… eternal sunshiney. You can have Olivia, the traitor.
Well. At least Olivia shared her cheesecake. Thank u, next. Wait, no. How do I choose? They're both so swexy, yknow?
Tf happened...
NO, SHE'S MINE.
Average otf day:
Ari blocked me!!!! Unblock me right now, eternal sunshine!!!!!
I did kind of cheat on you with Olivia Rodrigo, but I couldn't help it. She was just so swexy. Plus, she kind of asked me out to a fancy cheesecake date in the chat in our daily chess match. Sorry, you were just kind of meh at chess. It's always been too hard to rizz you over a blitz game, so I'm going to have to say thank u, next, Ari. But, 🎶good 4 u, you look happy and healthy🎶! You moved on too fast, girlie pop. And why would you ever block me?
Seriously, you chose basix over me? What a 🎶traitor🎶! It ain't funny how you ran to him the second we called it quits. I know you thought me seeing Olivia was a 🎶bad idea, right🎶, but you didn't ever share your cheesecake with me. I'm kindly asking for you to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE unblock me though, because you're my eternal sunshine and it won't ever happen again! Olivia and I 🎶can't be friends🎶, even though she's just soooo swexy, I'm 🎶into you🎶, so you have to unblock me. I took 🎶1 step forward, 3 steps back🎶 by going out with Olivia. And also, the fancy cheesecake we had on our date was burned, so I think I have to stay with you since your cheesecake is better. Fine, you won't date me? You like someone else? Thank u, next, I'm so fking grateful for my ex. Lemme go find Olivia.
Olivia?
OLIVIAAAAAAAA?! IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!!!