Whos' in Grant's tomb?
Washington
Is 1 + 1 = 8?
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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Yes, because 1 is 4 in disguise.
What is chess.com?
I dunno. A site where you play backgammon?
What is backgammon?
A game where u move little pieces around until u have them all back where they started.
A game invented by penguins.
What is water?
What ice is made from.
What am I doing?
Because our ancestors painted it blue.
Why did Paul Morphy quit chess?
Because I spend to much time reading this forums
Why I cant improve my chess?
Because you're playing checkers.
Why can't we answer the ontological question?
Because there's no answer.
Why isn't this forum on The New York Best Seller's List?
i got a stupid question, what is this site called again? 
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WHY ME FOR THIS ONE! u know my answer queenninja. (if ya dont check my bio)
What’s QueenNinja35’s username?
No, you are 69
Why am I on this forum rn
A lie
Who's in Grants tomb . THe great chess player who thought h3 would surprise the chess world--he died a slow, painful checkmate.