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eddysallin

Who's in Grants tomb . THe great chess player who thought h3 would surprise the chess world--he died a slow, painful checkmate.

neo-metacrash

Whos' in Grant's tomb?

Washington

Is 1 + 1 = 8?

1RedKnight99

Yes, because 1 is 4 in disguise.

What is chess.com?

neo-metacrash

I dunno. A site where you play backgammon?

What is backgammon?

eddysallin

A game where u move little pieces around until u have  them all back where they started.

1RedKnight99

A game invented by penguins.

What is water?

neo-metacrash

What ice is made from. 

What am I doing?

maniackid012

Because our ancestors painted it blue.

Why did Paul Morphy quit chess?

Aletool

Because I spend to much time reading this forums

Why I cant improve my chess?

Grobzilla

Because you're playing checkers.

Why can't we answer the ontological question?

winerkleiner

Because there's no answer.

Why isn't this forum on The New York Best Seller's List?

BlaaKGold

i got a stupid question, what is this site called again? Yell

ArbiterHalo2

Bump

Ryanrenze

why am I living

QueenNinja35
Because I was hungey

Who made the universe?
BunWithGun6392

WHY ME FOR THIS ONE! u know my answer queenninja. (if ya dont check my bio)

AshsongOfSkyClan
What’s QueenNinja35’s username?
QueenNinja35
Yes, read the word right before the word answer b4 u answer though.
QueenNinja35
74

Who made the universe
ChishTheFish

The big b@ng