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ZacharyQuack6
Post all your bad jokes here!

There is an old man in the hospital, and the doctors don’t know whether he’s going to make it. This man is blind and doesn’t notice when his son walks in.
ā€œHello fatherā€ says the son sadly.
ā€œHello sonā€ the father croaks back.
ā€œDrink this, it will make you feel betterā€
The father then speaks in a disappointed voice:
ā€œSon, is that beer, you know it’s not good for meā€¦ā€
ā€œI’m sorry father, I just thought that-ā€
ā€œJust shut up and give it to meā€

lol šŸ˜‚
ZacharyQuack6
Any more bad jokes?
Magpie_0-0
SafChess1 wrote:

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JayThe10th
Magpie_0-0 wrote:
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Define7890
JayThe10th wrote:
Magpie_0-0 wrote:
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Magpie_0-0

u ruined the chain-

ZacharyQuack6
lol
Hot_Rash

How many kilograms of dynamite does it take as armor against lava? Clearly it's not 1.37...

JardTheCreator
You mean dad jokes?