I bought this so I wouldn't have to use pepper spray. It doesn't shoot a ray at all! No wonder they discontinued the Apollo program.
Things to moan about. Today it's about the nhs.

Never try and use a Dyson to vacuum out a car. You will dislocate something. Designed by an idiot!
Have you ever tried to get a sticking plaster out of it's cover, whilst bleeding profusely. Designed by an idiot!
Getting into stuff that has been sealed in plastic! Assembling IKEA stuff!!!
There is a new cordless Dyson that works well for cleaning out the car but it costs around £250. Cheaper to pay someone else to clean it for you.
Wrapped sticky plasters can be a pain. The static electricity in the wrapper sticks better than the plaster.
Plastic packaging that needs bolt cutters to open. We all hate that, specially when you have to return the contents to the shop and they say "You've damaged the pack".
IKEA....What can I say. You always have enough nuts & bolts left over to make something else.

Wow! Now I'm aware I need a plug adaptor when visiting the UK!
Yes Pulp. We use 3 pin plugs even though a lot of our imported electrical goods only have 2 wires.

There's lots of badly designed stuff about.
Yes, there sure is, like this well known branded non-stick oven dish......... Great if you want a non-stick bowel.

Petrol/ Diesel pumps. You would think a solution could be found to stop the mix up.
Sounds like you've had problems with that. I think my car rejects the nozzle if it's the wrong one.

^im not here for u. im here to get an autopraph from kay. i will sell it on ebay
RLS died in 1894 so good luck with that.

Never try and use a Dyson to vacuum out a car. You will dislocate something. Designed by an idiot!
Have you ever tried to get a sticking plaster out of it's cover, whilst bleeding profusely. Designed by an idiot!
Getting into stuff that has been sealed in plastic! Assembling IKEA stuff!!!
You really need to think about buying a better built car. Or possibly a hip replacement.
Stem the blood flow with a rolled up copy of The Scotsman. It has to to have some use. Then call an ambulance.
Plastic packaging is no problemo, always carry a hunting knife strapped to the thigh. Ditto Ikea furniture, great for whittling into firewood when you lose your rag.
Remember to keep rolled up copy of Scotsman and phone handy for when inevitable happens.
Badly designed things to moan about.
The UK Immigration system.
The UK benefits system.
THe UK Health system.
The UK Justice system.
The UK education system.
Those of you who don't live here wouldn't believe the mess this country is in .
Couldn't resist .
Because they're stupid (mind you, I can't talk ). Though labour are just as much to blame too. And the Lib Dems are wishy-washy.

gee thats bitter guys - every time the Anglophile and Queen-loving princess Diana boxer short wearing Kaywussy bad mouths Scotland and is presented with incontrovertible evidence refuting his ludicrous claims you all suck up to him. Personally i would like to see him deported along with other traitors, anywhere would do, Russian Gulag , Guatanamo bay, any centre of correction really. He is badly designed.
We’ve all been there. Something you bought and then wished you hadn’t. Something that really gets on your nerves because it was badly designed, probably by some idiot who will never have to use the bleeding thing.
Here is just one example:-
This steam iron would be fine if only the cable was more flexible. However, the cable is so hard that it’s like trying to straighten a wire coat hanger. I look forward to the day that it stops working so I can throw it at the garage wall. I hate it. I hate using it. I’ll make sure the next one has a soft, easy to wind, flexible cable.