be alive and breathe simulator

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Holds breath

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*Inhales*

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*breathes*

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*Dumps out a bucket of frozen nitrogen at tv-is-okay's feet, displacing all the air and giving tv-is-okay frostbite*

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*Exhales*

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WAIT WHAT DO I DO IF I FORGET HOW TO BREATHE??????

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66 Forget how to die, then you'll have time to remember how to breathe.

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LordOTheFries wrote:

66 Forget how to die, then you'll have time to remember how to breathe.

good idea
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but what if I forget how to forget things????

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then don’t forget
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68 Then you won't be able to forget anything, so you'll still remember how to breathe, easy.

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LordOTheFries wrote:

68 Then you won't be able to forget anything, so you'll still remember how to breathe, easy.

ok cool, thanks bro

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LordOTheFries wrote:

*Dumps out a bucket of frozen nitrogen at tv-is-okay's feet, displacing all the air and giving tv-is-okay frostbite*

*becomes kool ice kube*

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*Inhales*

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*is freshly preserved tv*

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"Wait, how is a television supposed to breathe?"

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i dont know

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(Exhales for a minute straight)
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Already in that simulation