Ben’s Bachelor Party!

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Oh, nvm
U did
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Ur not gonna get arrested
Only I am
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Oh wait, u could be got for aiding and abetting in GTA
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Yeah, so if u touch that boat I’m calling 911

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*steals it anyway*
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*calls 911*

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*drives it to Panama*
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“He went to Panama”

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*accidentally crashes it into the Panama Canal*
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*Flees on foot over the border and sneaks into a night club in Columbia*
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*sees cops arriving*
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“Oh cmon
How they get here so fast :(“
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*cops launch a tactical nuke on your position*
*nat 1*

*the nuke hits pluto*

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*sees Pluto explode*
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“OH SHI-“
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yo
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sorry I’m late
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“That was a warning shot!” -the cops

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*thinks for a moment*
“If ur warning shots are that far off, then I think I’m pretty safe”
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“WANNA BET?”

the entire sun is taken out by a nuke, turning it into a black hole so strong earth is sucked in

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