A couple more:
IS YOUR NAME IMPORTANT WHEN APPLYING FOR A
JOB? GUESS SO!
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except
one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job. Mujibar said,
“I am ready.” The manager said, “You must make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.” Mujibar
thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready.” The manager said, “Go ahead.” Mujibar said,
“The telephone goes green, green,and I pink it up and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar”. Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have!
IT’S SAID THAT MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS THAN WOMEN-HERE’S PROOF
Friendship Between Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning, she told her husband that
she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them had heard from her.
Friendship Between Men: A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning, he told his wife that he had slept
over at a friend’s house. The wife called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
two said he was still there!
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke standing at the Pearly Gates when St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Ray.” Ray was stunned, “I’m dead? No it can’t be! I have so much to live for. Please send me back!” St. Peter said, “I’m sorry but there is only one way you can go back and that’s as a chicken.” Ray was devastated but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past, “So you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?” “Not bad, but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m going to explode!” “You’re ovulating,” explained the rooster. “Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?” “Never” said Ray. “Well, just relax and let it happen. It’s no big deal.” He did and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg. His joy was overwhelming! As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard:"Ray, wake up. You’re pooping in the bed!” Getting old just ain’t always what they said it would be!