Beware the holiday chomping

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The holiday season is among us so please take extra caution when snacking.

Just like grabbing every cookie at the holiday table might leave you feeling bloated and regretful, chomping on hanging pieces can lead to exposure and bad moves.

It might seem harmless at first, but without balance (such as touching grass or sampling from the veggie platter), you'll end up stuffed with material and open to a devastating 3-course attack.

1. It Could Be a Trap. Like That “Innocent” Bowl of Nuts

You grab it thinking you’re ahead, only for your opponent to attack like a sneaky cheese puff that fell behind the sofa. Boom... checkmate!

2. Exposing Yourself. Like Forgetting to Wear Your Stretchy Pants to Dinner.

Grabbing too many pieces can leave you vulnerable. Just like eating too many chocolates that your pants won’t zip. You might find yourself falling asleep in the bean bag chair and your little brother writing 67 all over your face with a sharpie marker.

3. Neglecting the Bigger Picture. Like Forgetting the Veggies.

Focused on grabbing those "juicy pieces"? You’re ignoring your overall strategy, just like skipping the healthy food at the party. Now your position’s messy, and your opponent’s got the game under control.

4. Psychological Slip. Like “One More Cookie”

“Just one more piece,” you think... until the chessboard looks like a holiday snack explosion. Now you’re "stuffed with material" and totally unprepared for the checkmate about to hit you. Like going into the bathroom after your father spent an hour in there reading Bobby Fischer's 60 Memorable Games.

I present to you my dog Dylan (the Dobby look-alike from Harry Potter). He's a chomper. No self control. Only focused on the hanging pieces... er snack. Doesn't think.. all he does is chomp and looks for more. He expects to be handed another.

AwesomeAtti's dog Dylan is a chomper
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I like how dogs just instantly chomp whatever is thrown at them 😂

My cat will sniff the food for like 5 mins before eating it

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Cats don't need anyone to tell them what moves to make. Stealthy. Patient. Calculating. When they start to purrrr... watchout.

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I first thought it would be about Christmas

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MrChatty wrote:

I first thought it would be about Christmas

Probably more tempting around the holidays

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Please chomp responsibly. And remember: chess.com, we need to walk.

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:v

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I’ve started to snack again.

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I'm cookie deprived

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I'm Ryuv

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Just_an_average_player136 wrote:

I'm cookie deprived

Voluntarily?

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I've never had a pretzel is it good

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chesssblackbelt wrote:

I've never had a pretzel is it good

There are no more left. I think that means they were good.

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chesssblackbelt wrote:

I've never had a pretzel is it good

1. How?

2. I could send you some but im afraid that they might get moldy..

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‘One more Christmas Tree Cake can’t hurt’…

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#14 Idk it might just not be a thing here

But I definitely hear about it so maybe I've just somehow avoided it all this time

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BasixWhiteBoy wrote:

‘One more Christmas Tree Cake can’t hurt’…

Don’t take the bait.

Frens don’t let frens chomp.

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Merry christmas in advance y'all

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AwesomeAtti wrote:
BasixWhiteBoy wrote:

‘One more Christmas Tree Cake can’t hurt’…

Don’t take the bait.

Frens don’t let frens chomp.

"Frens" chomp with "frens" and support them..

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chesssblackbelt wrote:

#14 Idk it might just not be a thing here

But I definitely hear about it so maybe I've just somehow avoided it all this time

The internet says that its not that common in UK as in here. You could always do them yourself 😅