Bird Attacks (roleplay)

tv: *garbled* *unintelligible* *static* *Faint grainy picture of weatherforcast* *Today's high will be in the mid 60's and the *garbled* *kshchch**

This is weird... Lemme try to use my laptop to see whats happening..

*1 hour of trying to hack the system* Great. Just great. We are at war. These aren't actually birds.

It's the end.

*tv* *The NATO response *static* tanks on the eastern *static* europe *static**

BOOM

Whats that?

Outside: a military column with WWII propeller planes flying overhead.

Wait.. the air force is down from the cyborg birds.

just an average tuesday

*I frown* "This is getting WIERD!" *I run to the garage, grab some spare ply wood that I found and a nail gun, and board up the windows.* "Sorry for wreaking your house!" *Evil Smile*

*I then sell every thing else in the house on the dark web, including the people. Fortunately, I have no intention to deliver...*

bump!

"random intruder man WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"

"...Um...Nothing..........................................................................." *Side steps behind a wall.*

bump!

*air raid siren* GUYS GET TO THE BASEMENT

“But the birds, they call to us!”

This looks promising

I'll join I'm a bit.

*I quickly sprint to the kitchen, and grab as much food as possible* "This is almost all..." *sees oreos...* "Wait a minute..." *Smiles Evilly and begins to binge eat the oreos regardless of the sirens. You find me with my face covered with cookie crumbs and still munching.*

“The Oreos…”

"Gone Now!" *Throughs away the package.* "Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah!"

I turn to the wall, seemingly sobbing. Those sobs, however, quickly turn into an unhinged, loud laughter.

”You fool. I have 70 PACKS OF OREOS WITH ME! YOU WILL NEVER DRAIN MY SUPPLY!”