Blue's Cafe

I'd like to order a cup of Jim.

im sorry but im not letting you do that- also whos jim???

Jim is... uh...

*violently sweating*

oh i see. ok heres your coffee.

I'd like to order a cup of melted cheese.

What It Sounds Like - 5/10

War Without Reason - 8/10

strange but ok.

*Drinks melted cheese*

*stares in confusion*

May I have another?

Uh... sure...?

*Drinks more melted cheese*

Watch me guys. Imma eat 42 quesadillas in five minutes and unlock the secrets of the universe.

*intense quesadilla eating*

*More intense quesadilla eating.*

*Slams hands on table after eating all 42 quesadillas.* Guys I've figured it out.

Were in a simulation that people use to play a popular game called 'Chess'