I walk into a philosophy meeting. One questions life. I make a joke. They all stare at me. I rephrase my joke by adding "art" instead of "are," "thou" instead of "your," and so on, in a sophisticated manner. Then they laugh, and 5 seconds later go back to questioning life.
Bongcloud trolling MUST stop

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Blogcloud is statistically the best defense and offence, trust me I did the calculations.
well i guess i gotta listen to the calculator
ill try it out in my next game
thanks calculator!
Wont lose mine, so I don't really care. So go ahead! Go off! Use it and be sad when you come back!
Sorry if that sounded mean, but still, don't believe him.
bruh i already played the game and i won
U did not play blogcloud last game. You played a version of the king's indian attack.
It's true I check your profile and your last game. I even analysed it!
my guy ur going way into detail over a small joke

I mean ngl I som
etimes play the bongcloud to not troll, I use it as a real opening (especially in fog of war and ultra bullet)

Blogcloud is statistically the best defense and offence, trust me I did the calculations.
well i guess i gotta listen to the calculator
ill try it out in my next game
thanks calculator!
Wont lose mine, so I don't really care. So go ahead! Go off! Use it and be sad when you come back!
Sorry if that sounded mean, but still, don't believe him.
bruh i already played the game and i won
U did not play blogcloud last game. You played a version of the king's indian attack.
It's true I check your profile and your last game. I even analysed it!
my guy ur going way into detail over a small joke
Oh so it's a joke?

I mean ngl I som
etimes play the bongcloud to not troll, I use it as a real opening (especially in fog of war and ultra bullet)
The Bongcloud is so bad, with only 2 minor pieces and 3 pawns protecting the king. This also gives black chances to develop pieces while attacking white's king. This also hardly activates any pieces, so black has an advantage. I think this opening should be counted as one of the most rubbish openings ever to be invented.
Personally ... I avoid puddles