Breaking News! If your profile picture is a handsome man with a fish, you will do better

Seriously, it’s true

SO EVERYONE MUST HAVE HAVE MAN WITH FISH PROFILE

It is the only way

The bigger the fish and the handsomer the better

WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" Comedy God: "Heh..." adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world "ATTACK" absolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread "HELICOPTER" all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to chess.com and gets karma

MEN WITH FISH!!!

Poor fish...

Ugly man attractive fish

हिंदी में खोजें Search Results Fishy on Me Song by Tiko  Overview Lyrics Videos Listen Artists Main results Hey boys (Yeah boy) We're back You guys loved the last fishy song Yeah bro, sure to make another Hope you guys enjoy, it's a banger Tacky Wacky I don't want the place but the fishy on me Got a lot to be but the fishy on me Got a lot to do, I'll slap your knee Fishy on me, fishy on me I don't want the place but the fishy on me Got a lot to be but I'll slap your knee Fishy 2B but I don't know he Fishy on me if the fishy 2B I don't know what the place but the fishy on me Fishy on me, fishy on me I don't know the place but the fishy on me 2HB I'll slap your knee (Drop a like if you eat poop) I'll slap your knee Fishy on me, a place to be I don't know what the place but the fishy on me Fishy on me, I'll slap your knee (Fishy, fishy, fishy, on me) I don't know what the place but the fishy on me Got a lot to be but the fishy on me I know you love this fishy Don't even eat me Fishy, fishy, fishy, do Fishy, fishy, sea I don't want to be but the fishy on me I don't want the booty, but the fishy on me I know a place, but the place to be I will, I will, slap your knee I don't want the place but the fishy on me Got a lot of fishies got the places to be Fishy, fishy, fishy on me I got a place and the fish 2B Fishy, fishy, fishy, do Fishy, fishy, sea I don't gotta play but the fishy on me Fishy on me, fishy on me This song's dedicated to the Fishy Nippies I don't want a place but the fishy on me Got a lot of fishies, fishies 2B I don't want the place but the fishy on me I know you, and you ain't no me I finally found a place and the fishy gotta pee Fishy gotta pee, fishy gotta pee I finally found a place and the fishy on me I really enjoy making the fishy songs I really hope you guys enjoy Make sure to drop a like and subscribe if you guys are new And share this video with a friend if you did enjoy or laugh Because that helps me get into recommended which means I help grow Thanks guys, I love you, and stay with the Fishy Nippies Bye

Idk why my chrome got hindi I can't understand but translated the page

अंडा! क्या आपको यह पसंद है अंडा? अंडासाधारण अंडा! मेरा मतलब इस बारे में आपको अंडे देना नहीं है अंडा! लेकिन क्या आप इस बात से इत्तेफाक रखते हैं अंडा? इससे ज्यादा ओजस्वी मैंने कभी नहीं देखा अंडा! मुझे एग्जिस्टेंशियल क्राइसिस हो रहा है 'क्योंकि मुझे जानना है, यह अंडा क्यों है बहुत अद्भुत? मैं अतिशयोक्ति नहीं कर रहा हूँ अंडे के साथ उबालना और मेरा मतलब डराना नहीं है लेकिन यह सब इसी के एग्जिस्टेंस की वजह से है अंडा! क्या धूप वाला दिन है! हर तरह से परफ़ेक्ट! हालाँकि अगर आप मेरे अंडे को पोछने की कोशिश करते हैं मैं तुम्हारी आत्मा को लूट लूंगा !! वह खर्च करने योग्य नहीं है हाँ, मैं जानबूझकर कर रहा हूँ एगबर्ट मेरा नया सबसे अच्छा दोस्त है वह अंत तक मेरे साथ रहेगा लेकिन कभी-कभी मुझे आश्चर्य होता है क्या वह अच्छा तला हुआ स्वाद लेगा? इस आसान से नहीं निकल सकता मुझे लगता है कि मैं बस रो सकता हूँ समाधान के लिए छटपटा रहा है लेकिन इसका कोई फायदा नहीं है मैं इस भावना को अंडे देता हूं लेकिन मैं जानता हूं कि मुझे क्या करना चाहिए अलविदा एगबर्ट मैं तुम्हारे बारे में हर रोज सोचूंगा हर तरह से परफ़ेक्ट और मैं बता नहीं सकता कि मैं आपको कितना मिस करता हूं ओह एगबर्ट आपने बहुत अच्छा चखा लेकिन मुझे हमेशा अपने अंडे की कमी खलेगी! ओह माय एग ओह, अंडा मैं हमेशा अपने अंडे को मिस करूंगी